March 2011
I received a question inquiring whether I would prefer to have a lover who was beautiful but depressed and tragic or one who isn’t quite attractive but constantly makes you laugh. My initial thought was, of course, to pick the latter. But then the obscenely romantic and…
- Do not tell her that there are plenty of fish in the sea.
She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “BUT I DON’T WANT A FISH. I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM BACK. WAHHHHHH.” Then you’re a socially awkward penguin.
- Do not tell her that he…
Men and women should have the same opportunities to be all of those things, you know? My male friend who likes short skirts and my female friend who likes short skirts, seen in the same light as one another: without the baggage or assumptions of “that makes him a queen” and “that makes her a slut”.
Lmao, Im just like:
and they’re like:
ALWAYS FOREVER HONESTLY EVERY TIME WHAT THE FUCK.
and every time i have this schizophrenic crisis where I suddenly imagine every human in existence, including innocent children five and under, are the people who judged me in high school.
In an unusual maneuver, the Georgia Senate Rules Committee met to vote on SB 209, which would ban women from getting abortion in Georgia after 20 weeks, but without any discussion, replaced that bill with another bill that would prohibit women from getting an abortion in any medical facility other than a hospital.
Pro-choice supporters are descending on the Capitol to protest. This procedure moved a bill forward without adequate notice or hearings. This bill would effectively make abortion inaccessible in Georgia.Between this and the way the Collective Bargaining Rights were stripped in Wisconsin, it’s becoming clear that our government wants to impose rules and restrictions on the American People, but without having to observe the rules and restrictions placed on them.
- Interviewer: Okay, so you've been a band for about a year and eight months. You've come pretty far in the short time that you've been a band. Can you give us a brief synopsis of the past two years, like how it all got started?
- Mikey: Basically, we went to this evil magician and we told him to make us rock & roll superstars. So he took a pint of each of our blood and put it in a cauldron.
- Ray: Obviously he fucked up, 'cause look at us.
- Mikey: We're not rock & roll superstars, but we're sweet little dudes.


