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March 2011

Mar 30, 2011846 notes
Boys who don't hide their feelings, that's sexy.
Mar 29, 201125,845 notes
warlike: A realisation... → warlike.tumblr.com

icrapintechnicolour:

I received a question inquiring whether I would prefer to have a lover who was beautiful but depressed and tragic or one who isn’t quite attractive but constantly makes you laugh. My initial thought was, of course, to pick the latter. But then the obscenely romantic and…

Mar 25, 20114 notes
Mar 24, 201123 notes
Ripping the USB out without properly ejecting it cause you're a fearless bastard.

raghdalove:

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Mar 23, 201132,864 notes
#you...youcan't be serious!! #if we ever meet i will proposition the fuck out of you #sexiest thing ever
Mar 22, 2011232 notes
#;__; i was never brave enough
Mar 22, 20115,008 notes
When helping your best friend get over a break up → cafini.tumblr.com

pencileatingisopods:

chodestomper:

-alejandra:

  • Do not tell her that there are plenty of fish in the sea.

She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “BUT I DON’T WANT A FISH. I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM BACK. WAHHHHHH.” Then you’re a socially awkward penguin.

  • Do not tell her that he…
Mar 22, 201112,982 notes
#PRACTICALLY JESUS
“I do want men and women to be the same. But that doesn’t mean I want people to be the same. If men and women were the same, there would still be tall and short people, shy and flamboyant people, cold and nurturing people, people who want to do it on the first date and people who’re waiting for a ring, people who work as nurses and people who work as pilots, people who wear short skirts in the winter and people who wear long sweaters in the summer, people in pink and blue and red and black and purple. They just wouldn’t have it decided for them randomly at birth.” —The Pervocracy: Gray coveralls. (via sexisnottheenemy)

Men and women should have the same opportunities to be all of those things, you know? My male friend who likes short skirts and my female friend who likes short skirts, seen in the same light as one another: without the baggage or assumptions of “that makes him a queen” and “that makes her a slut”.

Mar 21, 2011701 notes
Mar 21, 201132 notes
Mar 21, 20112,931 notes
Mar 21, 2011470 notes
Mar 21, 2011712 notes
#that's 26 years people let's start giving women a chance #SEX POSITIVITY PLEASE
Reblog if you've ever said hi to a little kid and they just stared at you.

ohmyeffingemily:

Lmao, Im just like:

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and they’re like:

ALWAYS FOREVER HONESTLY EVERY TIME WHAT THE FUCK.

and every time i have this schizophrenic crisis where I suddenly imagine every human in existence, including innocent children five and under, are the people who judged me in high school.

Mar 21, 2011155,446 notes
Mar 21, 20111,930 notes
Mar 20, 20111,562 notes
#PLEASE #i am hungry for this all time #i am an honesty-eating monster #i live off of blunt truths
Reblog this and go on your page

iheartgoldentho:

itsthetotchie:

give-it-time:

youfucklikeawh0re-:

robblikeaboss:

Mar 20, 2011944,936 notes
#gpoy?
Mar 20, 201150 notes
#I WISH THIS WERE ME
GA Senate Rules Committee in Sneak Attack Voting on Abortion Ban → msmagazine.com

theriotmag:

In an unusual maneuver, the Georgia Senate Rules Committee met to vote on SB 209, which would ban women from getting abortion in Georgia after 20 weeks, but without any discussion, replaced that bill with another bill that would prohibit women from getting an abortion in any medical facility other than a hospital.

Pro-choice supporters are descending on the Capitol to protest. This procedure moved a bill forward without adequate notice or hearings. This bill would effectively make abortion inaccessible in Georgia.

Between this and the way the Collective Bargaining Rights were stripped in Wisconsin, it’s becoming clear that our government wants to impose rules and restrictions on the American People, but without having to observe the rules and restrictions placed on them.

Mar 19, 201112 notes
#NOT OKAY
  • Interviewer: Okay, so you've been a band for about a year and eight months. You've come pretty far in the short time that you've been a band. Can you give us a brief synopsis of the past two years, like how it all got started?
  • Mikey: Basically, we went to this evil magician and we told him to make us rock & roll superstars. So he took a pint of each of our blood and put it in a cauldron.
  • Ray: Obviously he fucked up, 'cause look at us.
  • Mikey: We're not rock & roll superstars, but we're sweet little dudes.
Mar 19, 2011275 notes
#THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO LOVE THIS BAND
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