Men and women should have the same opportunities to be all of those things, you know? My male friend who likes short skirts and my female friend who likes short skirts, seen in the same light as one another: without the baggage or assumptions of “that makes him a queen” and “that makes her a slut”.
Lmao, Im just like:
and they’re like:
ALWAYS FOREVER HONESTLY EVERY TIME WHAT THE FUCK.
and every time i have this schizophrenic crisis where I suddenly imagine every human in existence, including innocent children five and under, are the people who judged me in high school.
- Interviewer: Okay, so you've been a band for about a year and eight months. You've come pretty far in the short time that you've been a band. Can you give us a brief synopsis of the past two years, like how it all got started?
- Mikey: Basically, we went to this evil magician and we told him to make us rock & roll superstars. So he took a pint of each of our blood and put it in a cauldron.
- Ray: Obviously he fucked up, 'cause look at us.
- Mikey: We're not rock & roll superstars, but we're sweet little dudes.