FANDOM SECRET i have ALWAYS WANTED STUPID XENO-COCKSLAPPING FIC
there i typed the stupidest sentence ever but who even cares, I’VE ALWAYS WANTED IT
like i am one of those people who is not at all weirded out/unable to get worked up over ~moving tentacle bulges~ because man idk, xeno getting me worked up in the first place is weird as shit, but i will never deny the idea of INDEPENDENTLY MOVING TENTACLE JUNK is hilarious shit
why doesn’t anyone want to write the hilarious Rose/Kanaya adventure that is Rose being WAY INTO TENTACLES and assuming she is so on top of this but Kanaya’s bulge smacks her in the eye and then Kanaya is so embarrassed she rolls off the bed
like im sorry, stuff all your stupid delicate elegant lesbian headcanons, THAT is how their first time would actually go
IT WAS TOO PERFECT NOT TO DRAW??????????????????? :C
hamletmachine drew this lovely jadekat pic ♥ which inspired me to draw more
Ooh, my gosh—! I love this pairing so much! And sweet Battle has such a gorgeous style.. I really love that they are being tender AND naughty in these♥♥♥ And Karkat’s worrying, ahh—!
Battle these are each so beautiful, you’re the best!